The Local News
I don’t often succumb to buying the local paper. It’s too focused on arrests, mostly DWI, traffic violations, and break-ins. Pictures of the arrested are included. I’m not that interested in reading who’s been arrested nor seeing what they look like.
But this headline caught my eye:
Bumbling Burglar Busted
Breaks into **** store, through roof vent, falls off washer, knocks himself out
The article just expanded on the subtitle, with the interesting fact that the burglar travelled to the store on his bicycle. How on earth did he plan to carry off merchandise on his bicycle?
