Sports. Snort!
Superbowl what? 42? is this Sunday, I think. Blergh.I can’t bear to sit through American football. What a silly waste of time. Anyone ever tell those guys that they’re not even using a ball? It’s a dingdang torpedo. Any game that cannot be played without everyone stopping to catch their breath every yard or two is boring. And what’s with the getup those guys wear? snerk. I think there ought to be some way to make the game interesting. Maybe landmines randomly placed on the field. Not real landmines, that would be mean. But mines that explode into geysers of paint, lots of noise, streamers, the works.
I have also decided that wrestling is not a spectator sport! No, I’m not referring to that rubbish on television, I can’t stand to watch staged mutilation. I’m talking about the sport played on school campuses. Anyway, wrestling, it’s such a squirmy looking thing to watch. Kind of embarassing. You know.
Well. Now I retreat meekly back into my corner.
